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weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(via syruppalin)

16 hours ago with 264,512 notes

strideer:

girls are SOOOO pretty i wish boys could take a hint and pick up their fucking game. get some eye liner you hillbilly cavemen

(via emnope)

16 hours ago with 17,207 notes

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

(via fake-mermaid)

16 hours ago with 271,087 notes

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: canadad, via humorking)

16 hours ago with 152,730 notes

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

(via doubtfulteen)

16 hours ago with 563,145 notes

heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

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this was beautiful to read

(via the-queen-l)

16 hours ago with 8,511 notes

voldemo:

voldemo:

I DROPPED MY CUP OF TEA AND IT WENT EVERYWHERE OH GOD I CAN HEAR THE QUEEN COMING TO MY HOUSE TO DEPORT ME FROM ENGLAND ALREADY

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(via d0nn0)

16 hours ago with 69,281 notes

the-queen-l:

sorry:

save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza

And wifi

(Source: sorry)

16 hours ago with 40,180 notes

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via ant0rm)

16 hours ago with 265,580 notes

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

(via coluring)

16 hours ago with 400,300 notes